Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Joke of the Day and Conspiracy Theories 101

Arwen: What do you say after a bad date ?
Me: What ?
Arwen: Copper!

Hint: You need to know your chemistry. And how to text.


I don't know if I've mentioned here that Yoshi's become a Whovian. And the thing about being a Whovian is that everything can be explained with reference to Dr Who.

Lost colony at Roanoke ? Davros and the Reality Bomb.

Who is Davros ? Regeneration of Nikola Tesla.

No Martians on Mars ? Perception filter.

Sky covered with a mixture of smoke and cloud ? Obviously cover for a Dalek invasion!

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